I have been feeling so uncomfortable in recent weeks. It’s like I’m forced to be something I’m not. Like the whole world is against me and I’m trying to swim upstream. It shouldn’t be this way! I shouldn’t be forced to be or drive somewhere I don’t feel compliments my identity. You see, with my English/Scottish roots, I have felt increasingly desperate to be able to express my identity in where I drive. It seems totally unfair and discriminatory to force me, a direct descendant of left side of the road driving Britts, to drive on the right side of the road.
I identify with the left side of the road and I will not be satisfied with a special lane set apart for me – that would be too special and would make me feel even more isolated and ostracized from who and how I have come to feel. You have to understand that only the right amount of special treatment is acceptable and, FYI, this is my racial identity and it’s protected under the civil rights act. It’s all about my feelings and my comfort level and frankly I don’t care about all the people who feel scared with my new found desire/freedom to drive on the left side of the road. Rules be damned, common sense be damned, the other 99.9% of you be damned for your narrow and judgmental attitudes toward my extreme LEFT leaning driving identity. This is all about ME and what I want. I mean really? What’s the worst that could happen?
Hey, don’t blame me for that, I was just trying to express my identity and other people got in the way!